Friday, October 9, 2009

I Want A Peace Prize!

After all, apparently, all you must do to win one these days is tell a bunch of feel-good lies to as many gullible people as possible, and then try your best to destroy the nation that you're supposed there to protect.

Don't believe me?

Then why on earth has Obama won the stupid thing?

What exactly has he done to warrant such an honor?

Let's see....
  1. He was elected PotUS on a platform of half-truths and outright lies
  2. He has driven our government into billions upon billions of dollars of debt, and wants to create more debt
  3. He has actively worked against the concept of free speech
  4. He has actively worked to create new socialist programs which the U.S. Constitution does not authorize the Federal Government to have/run/do
  5. Create a massive new tax infrastructure in order to possibly lower the temperature by an unmeasurable amount over the next fifty years
Of course none of that matters. You see, the deadline for this year's nominations was February first.

Think about that; 2/1/2009 was the absolute LATEST date that he could have been nominated.

And he was put into place on Jan. 20, 2009? We're talking 10 days here. Obama had not even had the time to rush that pork-laden (and still unread by our Senators and Representatives) TARP Act through Congress.

So, The Chosen One was nominated based entirely upon his Campaign Lies--much the same way he was Elected PotUS. But let's look at the exclamations, exhortations and general... fellatio of Obama from the Nobel Boobies:
Obama has as President created a new climate in international politics. Multilateral diplomacy has regained a central position, with emphasis on the role that the United Nations and other international institutions can play. Dialogue and negotiations are preferred as instruments for resolving even the most difficult international conflicts. The vision of a world free from nuclear arms has powerfully stimulated disarmament and arms control negotiations. Thanks to Obama's initiative, the USA is now playing a more constructive role in meeting the great climatic challenges the world is confronting. Democracy and human rights are to be strengthened.
Uhm... and he did all of this in 10 days? I call BS!

The truth is, is that he has done NONE of the stuff described even now. In fact, we're actually having more nations in the process of creating nuclear arms (go Iran :/), we're still working alone in Afghanistan and Iraq and as stated above Obama has actively worked against one of the fundamental human rights that we as a nation believe in (Free Speech).

But you know what, I can get that Peace Prize in the same way. Here's what I'm going to do:
  1. Give away large portions of other people's money
  2. Grovel to anyone who threatens me, constantly backing away from having to protect my country
  3. Apologize for things that are clearly the fault of some other country
  4. Tell countries that they shouldn't have Nuclear Weapons--at least until they threaten me
  5. Tell people that they can't dissent, or speak freely about things; all while claiming to be pro-Free Speech
There! I've done just as much as Obama. So, when should I get my Nobel Boob Peace Prize? Tell you what, I'll keep an eye on the mail over the next couple weeks.



Or maybe I'll just look in my next box of Cracker Jacks...

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